What? Santa’s reindeer are women? December 5, 2007
Posted by drrichardkimball in Funny.trackback
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Women: 1 Men: 0
This battle will continue…
Nice.
If we were talking about normal Reindeer, I’d be concerned. However, these reindeer fly faster than any Air Force, CIA or NASA aircraft.
Definitely men.